Ξ Wednesday, 02 Jun 2004 at 10:51 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Normal |
It pays to look at my Yahoo Groups digests sometimes. I saw this shit from one of my groups, and I fucking cracked up.
Date: Sun, 30 May 2004 03:57:27 -0700 (PDT)
From: Jitendra <j12jj@yahoo.com>
Subject: Guidance needed
Hello,
I am 24 years old single male from India.
I need your guidance on electric stimulation. I have used 220 Volt current and the earth at the base of my penis and the phase at the top and it just gave me immense pain. Can somebody guide me. I don’t know if it’s still working or is dead now. I need guidance on this. Thanks
Sometimes I can’t believe the shit I find on the net. I don’t know if this guy is for real or what, but it’s hilarious either way. “I don’t know if it’s still working or dead now. I need guidance on this.” Fuck, that’s funny. I think 220V through anyone’s cock would result in it being dead. Dude, why didn’t you read the FAQ on electric stimulation? I can’t even believe there is such a thing, but I guess in this sexually conscious age, anything goes. Usually a hand is sufficient, as the author of the FAQ writes, “WHY BOTHER going to all this trouble when anyone can masturbate using only his hand?” Man, this shit is hilarious. Well, I’ll leave you with that. Just thought I should share this with all of you, because I found it hysterically funny. Peace.
Listening to: Final Fantasy V OSV (Disc 1) – 33 – The Airship (1992)
Ξ Wednesday, 02 Jun 2004 at 08:50 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Normal |
I just knew I’d find some crazy news story if I looked on Google News. Well, this one is pretty improbably hilarious:
TOKYO: Japanese police are investigating the possibility that a 12-year-old’s alleged knifing murder of a classmate stemmed from an email dispute between the two girls.
Now what the fuck is wrong with this world these days?
The suspect, who reportedly also said her victim had been “rude”, but later broke down in horror at the crime and confessed, is thought to have led Satomi Mitarai to an empty classroom during their lunch hour, slit her neck and arms with a box-cutter, and left her to bleed to death.
Man, this world gets weirder and weirder. 12 year old girls killing each other over email? I’ve heard of weirder shit, like that idiot who tried to have himself knocked off I posted about earlier. This shit is just plain strange though. I knew the Japanese had strange porn, movies, and video games, but I didn’t know people killed each other over email insults or something of the like. Another source (BBC News) confirms this:
Investigators said the girl told police she and Mitarai had fallen out over messages they sent each other on the internet.
Fallen out is fine. But to kill the other over this stupid fucking dispute? It boggles my mind. Well, I don’t have much more to say, since I’ve got to go to class. Peace. More weird news later on maybe.
Ξ Wednesday, 02 Jun 2004 at 08:31 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Normal |
well i had to do my presentation. most of you know this. it went aight; the rest of the people didn’t really exhibit exemplary oratory either, so i’m not all that worried. i’m blurrily tired after going to bed around 00.15, and i need to take a nap before i can start on my 7pg paper. is that wise? i think it should be alright. i’ve got all night to write the paper, and i plan on using it if necessary. it’s going to be a long day. after tomorrow i’ll stop bitching, cos i’ll have the paper done. so i apologise for before and in advance for more bitch sessions on this paper. it’s just been consuming me lately, sadly. it’s this huge asteroid hanging over my head (what a great analogy for an astrology paper) and i can’t shake it. the only way out of hell is through, right? once you enter, you can’t just turn back and decide you want to go back and pick some fuckin flowers.
i know i can do this though. i’ve done it before countless times. countless. i just hope i can pull it off for the last time this year. then summer will come and everything will be fine. i hope shopko calls today, but i also kinda hope they don’t, since i’m busy with shit today. if they call i just have to tell them what my situation is, and that i can work fulltime beginning next friday. hopefully that’s aight with them. if i had to work today or something i don’t know what i’d do. i’m crunched for time enough. i dont really have any hope of working until next fri, because i’m studying for and taking finals until then.
otherwise life is pretty good. this week is just hellish. next week will be like purgatory. and after that, friday will be like fucking paradise. anyone read the divine comedy? lol. good shit. but anyways…. i really don’t have much to say. too burnt out. i need to make sure my latin neurons are ready to translate about 40 lines of poetry, lol. so take it easy kids…. much love to you all. you know that though. pZ.
